Friday, November 23, 2007

To persuade

The following breaking news is by our highly acclaimed Prof Tan LJ:

Her latest research papers have successfully proven the fact in regards to the declining birth rates in Singapore.

Her claim, that exercising too much in the army has a negative effect on fertility.

And the fact that we are having a conscript army in Singapore, where male citizens would need to undergo Training in the army, thus leading to declined fertility among males.

Hence, the lower birthrates. Which will result in smaller famililies in Singapore.


Now, back to a more serious matter...

Do you know, that if you happen to notice someone who wears a black shirt, crossing a major road junction in Orchard Road, it signifies that...

...that someone, is going somewhere.


Now to some light-hearted readings on Eugene's blog.

I thank God for all the rest this week. Was down with a slightly inflammed throat last sunday when I woke up. still went to church in the end, and it turns out I was down with a really case of flu.

Went to the doctor in camp on monday, got my medications and my mc. but still stayed on in office to supposedly finish off some work. Which until today, hasn't been finished yet. HAHA.

Extended my mc to cover me on wednesday. running nose became under controlled, but my throat decided to turn against me, kept prompting my reflexes to cough repeatedly. argh. stupid itch. Still slight feverish on that day too.

And now it comes to wednesday night. or rather in the wee hours of thursday morning. The quality of my spermatozoa was questioned by LJ throughout the msn conversation.

Here's an abstract:


I am fertile!

SO ANYWAY,

being faithful, and fertile friends, bel and I went down to NUS and have breakfast with the poor souls who camped overnight to study.

Reminds me of my good old days where Me, silin, jincai and the rest would also camp overnight at Changi airport and study Blood Banking. and the faithful burger king breakfast at T2. mmmm...



Click to enlarge pic, to see LiJia's friend!

Thanks bel for the foxtrot, and my nintendo DS for the sudoku.

Jared has impressed me in his ability to stay awake longer than I thought he could. well done my faithful friend! Keep it up!! Persevere!! 5th December is coming soooon!


Mum's birthday is coming soon. mmmm...



The tiramisu cake my mum brought for my bro's birthday on 20th november. Awesome. mmmm last year spent a bomb on an ice cream cake for my brother.




Have a blessed weekend! having duty this sunday! ZzZzzz...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor soul back to camp on sat night hor. God bless you and your spermatozoa.
prof tan.

November 24, 2007 at 7:32 PM  
Blogger Eugene said...

my healthy sperms sends you their regards.

December 2, 2007 at 12:56 AM  

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