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Things you don't want to hear when you wake up in the middle of an operation...


"One little mistake, and your malpractice insurance goes through the roof."

"You dropped it? Now where the hell are we going to get another one of those?"

"The chart says I'm supposed to take out the left one. Is that my left, or his?"

"No one leaves until I find my pager."

"Is it supposed to be that color?"

"I said 'Type O,' and I don't care where you get it!"

"Anyone know where this brown thing goes?"

"Aw, jeez! Who has to tell the family this time?"

"Cover for me here. I gotta take this call."

"Could someone please get a mop?"

"I saw something worse in med school."

"I met his wife. Really cute. I think she likes me."




Adapted from http://www.louschuler.com